Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
Occasionally,your car would die on the road for no reason.Accept,restart,drive on.
You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a 'Car 95' or 'Car NT'.But then you'd have to buy more seats.
Macintosh would make a solar car, twice as reliable, five times faster, easier to drive-but it would only run on five per cent of the roads.
Mac car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades, making their cars slower.
People would get excited about the Microsoft car's 'new' features, forgetting that they were available in other cars for several years.
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